My server frankenhooker.com went tits up earlier this week so I lost lots of the newly updated site, which actually works well since I was getting tired of it. This is now housed on a friend's server - Thanks DeCamp! You rock!

I'm not going to bother going high graphics on this because providing a forum for my GIMP stylings here isn't the point.

The most recent update:

I'm now a published author!

The kindle version of my first book, It Never Ends, is finally out! You can get it on amazon.com HERE. The plan is to have the paperback out and available by this summer. I'll put up a notification here once it's out as well. That being said, the webpage promoting the book is HERE. It's nothing hugely fancy, but it'll do. I've dedicated the book to my mom who died this March.

Sadly, this has become little more than a placeholder for some of my older stuff since I spend most of my time on 'the Facebook' now, putting all my updates and piddling little comments there. I've removed the tirades and poetry, mostly due to the fact that I think I just didn't want to look at it anymore. So far, life is actually going pretty well. Once the paperback version of It Never Ends comes out I'll be going to cons and sitting at a table to peddle my salacious literary wares. w00t!

In the links below, you'll see stories that I've written in the past. I'm currently halfway through the second book that follows It Never Ends, and sometimes my mind meanders to other things. I'll put them here when that happens. Some of them aren't finished, but I'm hoping to get back to them someday.

Thanks for visiting, and enjoy lookin' around.