My Roommate is Plotting to Kill Me: Support

My friend Azhrarn thinks I'm completely screwy. She can't bring herself to believe that Chief actually wants to kill me. She comforts herself, thinking that it's all just "a big joke" intended to make me laugh, but I assure you, nothing could be further from the truth. Poor deluded fool...

She's too busy being taken in by the web of simple sweetness cunningly crafted by his black heart. I know better. Unfortunately, I can't convince her that this is indeed

the case...She's one of my best friends, and surely I shall perish without her help, but I think that time is past. Now she just laughs at me, pointing and giggling when I present her with the truths that I find in his room every day. I honestly don't know what I'll do without her help.

This is...my brother. As you can see from the image of him, he's just about useless when it comes to defending me against MBGSR. He's too busy being a goofy ass parent to be concerned with my 'petty issue' of fearing for my life. Bastard. Not that I'm bitter...

Yeah...you just keep holdin' them franks, man...I'll be dead with my organs draped around his cat's food dish, but that's ok...you just keep doin' what makes you happy...Not that my dire situation compares to the pure bliss that is cookin' franks for you.

I can only expect pointing and laughing from my 'loving' blood relatives, apparently. Mom doesn't believe me either. Only when MBGSR actually accomplishes his hellish goals will my famiy then weep, and there will be a great rending and tearing of sack-cloth.

Or not...

Now Sydney, my brother's wife, is another matter completely. She's a great sister-in-law, and is the only person that believes wholeheartedly that this conspiracy will end with horrific consequences. She's craaaazy. And she's dangerous...That's why I like her. She wants to fly out here and butcher MBGSR for me, but I've told her that it would probably be a good idea to wait until something dire happens since she's get thrown in jail for stabbing him to death, or beating him to death with a baseball bat.

I'm happy that at least somebody believes me. I started to think that I was going crazy for a while there, but the fact that somebody else sees it is enough to convince me that my fears are indeed well founded. It doesn't ease my fear, but it does help me keep what wits I have about me.

Updated 1.16.00

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