Dan Alt is just plain keen-o! You'll agree after checking out his site...He makes me laugh so hard, milk shoots out my nose...The odd thing about this is that I don't necessarily need to have ingested a dairy product in order for this to happen. He possesses both verve and aplomb. I think he owns a mansion and a yacht too...

Brad Redding is an ultra swave mofo that I've worked with both professionally and comedically. He's got the swankiest Rocky Horror lines, and I've heard he looked really great dressed up as Frankenfurter in a tutu. We're gonna be spending 10 days of Fear and Loathingness in Lost Vegas this Halloween.

Barb Fischer is an old friend from my gaming days when I was young(er). She may seem quiet and unobtrusive, but be warned, in the hands of evil, she becomes a destructive force unequalled by any man-made technology. And she GM's well, too! 

S. John Ross is pretty much as close to me as a blood brother could be. Especially in the "Mom! Make him stop hitting me!" way...I've been rather bad about getting out to see him (and that was before he moved away to Austin, TX!), but he's my bro nonetheless...

Tim Driscoll has one of the highest tolerances for bad cinema that I've ever seen. This stout hearted yeoman has the patience of JOB when it comes to wading through international crap to find treasures like "Wolf Devil Woman", "Eagle Shooting Heroes" and "Mr. Vampire". It is because of him that I'm so fond of Chinese Cinema, and such a big Jackie Chan fan.

Travis is one of the strangest, yet most helpful foot-bitch chikins out there. Every time I think I have Travis figured out, he comes up with something else that has my jaw on the floor. He can be a sick little monkey at times, and that's why I loves him.

Ardvark is a most beautiful vision of a gal. She's dined with, pierced and just hung out with me for reasons I can't quite explain, but I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth. She and her husband Dan are great people. Dan has the high honor of having kicked Ben Stein's ass all over Comedy Central in a bloody intellectual match. 

Geoff Adams is one of the strangest Mac Software Engineers I know. At one time he had a VAX that a homeless person could live in, in his basement, and his house had various Sparc workstations up in various corners of the house. The server that houses the Den of Iniquity is at Avernus, which is housed on a Sparcstation running off a T1 at his house.

Grig "Punkie" Larson is a strange individual that frequently inhabits small ponds and lakes. He can be spotted doing the backstroke or reading one of his many hysterical tales at various conventions. 

Richard "PockyMan" Kim is the man responsible for the modern Pocky movement. If it were not for him, this tasty snack would have crumbled into obscurity in the US by now. He's also a great MC. 

Vicki Mendoza is one of the people that I used to work with at that hellhole in McLean. We'd sing the Pikachu song together when times would get rough, and we'd basically dance around and act like total idiots at work. It was great...I miss her, but still hang out with her from time to time. Hopefully, her time in hell will be done, and she can move on to bigger, better, and better paying things.
 

FICTION:

Jhada and Argent || The Model and the Mad Scientist || Gabriel || An Unlikely Pairing || The Worst Porno Story Ever

POETRY:

No Longer Angry || Depression || Run with the Moon || Love is a Virus || BloodDance || Diamanda || Murderer || The Watcher || Confusion || Dream || Romeo is Bleeding || Cribdeath || HoPeLeSs || Soulmate || Darling || Illuminate || Madness || Insecurity || Fear || Angel || The Job || Pathetic || Shard of Hate || Thin || Departure of Friends || Empty Life || Kindred Spirit || Why Bother? || Loss of Control || Lonely Girl || Loss of a Dream || Damaged || Done|| Excision  || Missing You || Jhada|| Hope ||  Reflection ||  History Repeating

TIRADES:

Sucky Movies || Relationships || Marriage || Shortcomings || Parents || Monstrous Brats || Barbie's Newest Trauma || Babies in Trashcans || Religion || Listening || Public Facilities || Choices...|| Grieving || Legalize Prostitution ||  Sports VS Public Service || Y2K || Abortion || To Buffy, or not to Buffy? || Enough with the HATE Already! || Christmas|| Valentine's Day || Love in the 90's || The Big Trenchcoat Freakout || Keeping Up Appearances || Presidential Scourge|| Legislating Safety || Anti-drug commercials || Dating || Annoying Anonymity || America West || The Great Bug Debacle || Smoking || Anthrax, anthrax, anthrax || The USA Patriot Act