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| I just
read this story about some 19 year old miscreant having her baby in the
bathroom stall of her High School prom. Apparently she just popped the
6 POUND kid out, freshened herself up, and went back out to dance with
her date...after depositing the fetus in a trash can inside the stall.
First of all, since I seem to be blessed with rather excruciating pain
every month, I can only BEGIN to imagine how much pain giving birth is.
This is one sturdy heifer. I mean, she feels the contractions, trots off
to the bathroom after saying "I'll be right back...I have to powder my
abdomen" (or whatever...I don't know how the conversation actually went.
I wasn't there...) hikes up her prom dress, bears down on a piece of soap,
or whatever else happens to be handy, and pushes the fetus out. Jesus!
No medication? I think this is a little severe for some chick in a dress at her prom, much less people migrating across the country when this lovely nation was first starting out. Not only does she give birth, but she girds her loins (figuratively speaking, of course) washes up a bit, and heads back out to the dance floor so she can be with her charming date, who apparently doesn't notice that she no longer has that HUGE BULGE under her dress anymore. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but don't women that give birth need to rest JUST A BIT after poppin one out? They also don't look too charming either...I mean, exactly what kind of makeup was she using to cover the fact that SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH up? Not to mention the heavy moral ramifacations of jamming the fetus into a trashcan and daintily going on with life as if nothing had happened? I guess I just don't understand kids today...
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